Ronald ☼ Knox (
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thedispatch2015-03-29 02:19 pm
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IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.
1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.
THE FORM:
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I actually agree with some of this. The skirts seem acceptable as an option of personalization of the uniform. As long as they're the required black and they wear leggings or stockings something of that sort I could see it being fine.
The Pub bit... well it might be a good way to reward overtime and boost morale. Happy workers work better. Besides if people were rewarded for positive work ethics and conduct they might be more inclined to behave accordingly.
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See? I did say the pub was a good idea in the long run, didn't I?
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But it would have to be used on agreed and management approved occassions. Not just as you please.