Yes, I'd gathered that, over the years.

[ Taking a seat, he sips at his own coffee, before leaning forward in his chair to grab a stapled packet of forms from his desk. ]

Management gave me some forms to fill out regarding your return. Mainly it is a simple questionnaire. Equal opportunity rubbish and all that. Absurd really, when you consider none of us knowingly applied for this job.

[ Reading over the first few questions, he pulls a fancy pen from the pocket of his shirt to begin filling in her answers. ]

"Has your name been changed?"