IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

[hardknoxlife]

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.

THE FORM:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Suggestions:</b>

Comments

[death_glare]

You are the one with the issue. Use your own name.

[diehardreaper]

Right-o!

[ And he'll get right on that. ]

Course, not everyone gets a fancy office with proper ventilation...

[death_glare]

So do your work properly and on time. I wasn't just handed this position out of luck.

[diehardreaper]

Right, right. And I've just got here.

[ Meanwhile, he'll keep on doing what he does if the table is unoccupied. ]

[death_glare]

Precisely.

Still, I will look into getting the problem resolved. If it's distracting you from your work, then we should remedy it as soon as possible.

[hardknoxlife]

[ Ah, that's a good sign. ]

You know despite what they say about you, sir... you're alright!

[death_glare]

...

And exactly what have people been saying about me?