IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

[hardknoxlife]

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.

THE FORM:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Suggestions:</b>

Comments

[diehardreaper]

[ !!! ]

Geh...! Not Emily! I've got a date with her Saturday evening!

[ And a pause. ]

Hang on, what's that got to do with anything?!

[ochitashinigami]

Well then I'll try not to keep her up all night Friday night, but I can't promise she'll let me. She can be very insistent when it comes to me.

What does that have to do with it? You're the one saying everyone is talking about me and Alan.

[diehardreaper]

M'just calling it as I see it, mind! S'not like I'm the one passing it around. What you and Mister Alan do on your time's none of my business.

[ And there's a dramatic flop back into his chair, the force of landing rolling him backward. ]

Ahhhh at the rate you're going, that poor bird's going to even forget I've got her booked for Saturday...

[ochitashinigami]

What Alan and I do is work. [That's not a lie. Alan's fairly sacred as far as Eric is concerned.]

It's not my fault. In fact, I didn't ask her out. She asked me. [And now Eric is lying. He's never even spoken to Emily. But, Ronald is just too much fun.]

[diehardreaper]

Yeah, yeah... sure it is.

[ There's a pout back as he folds his arms across his chest when his chair stops moving. ]

Ah, fine. Swoop up every bird in General Affairs before I can even take a single bite! I'll find my own, just you wait!

[ochitashinigami]

I can't help it if the ladies like me better. Perhaps when you get older the girls will like you more.