Ronald ☼ Knox (
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thedispatch2015-03-29 02:19 pm
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IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.
1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.
THE FORM:
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[ Is he teasing? Is he taunting? We'll never know. ]
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[ Pausing with a finger raised in point then, he showily blinks out of that while sitting upward. ] But there are exceptions to the rules for senior residents, you see.
[ No, there really aren't. ]
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M'sure they make exceptions for seniors when it comes to preferred seating.
[ ...everyone get in the bomb shelter. ]
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You've got to admit... you left yourself wide open with that, sir.
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Miss. And that makes you no less deserving.
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What happened to extra points for creativity, eh?