IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

[hardknoxlife]

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.

THE FORM:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Suggestions:</b>

Comments

[diehardreaper]

[ Whoops. ]

C... course not! Course not... blimey, what sort of worker d'you think I am? Really, Mister Spears, I'm insulted!

[ Ner... vous... laughter...? ]

[death_glare]

[ Eyes narrowing. ]

If you are going to lie to me, Knox, at least attempt to make it convincing.

[ Yup, he's getting written up for that. ]

[diehardreaper]

I was trying to, sir, honest I was.

[ There goes this month's check. ]

[death_glare]

Well, at least I know I will always be able to tell, then.

[diehardreaper]

Tell if I've been drinking or tell if I'm lying...?

[ Just so he knows which to work on covering up. ]

[death_glare]

Lying. Though I will be keeping an eye on where you go on your breaks, Knox.

[diehardreaper]

Ah, buggering hell, sir... Was just that one time.

[ And there may be just the slightest pout to that. ]

[death_glare]

Which is one time too many.

Don't forget that you're new to this department. It would be in your best interests to stay on task and not let certain things distract you.

[hardknoxlife]

Not a chance I can just get off with a warning?

[ He's trying to be cute now. Come on. Work with him here. ]

[death_glare]

That was your warning. Believe me, if you were in more trouble than that, you would know.

[ I think the temperature in the room just dipped below freezing. ]