IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

[hardknoxlife]

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.

THE FORM:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Suggestions:</b>

Comments

[death_glare]

That's fine. As long as you don't look completely disheveled.

[diehardreaper]

I'll make sure to look decent even with the sleeves up.

[ Can you say fanservice? ]

[death_glare]

Perhaps I can get approval from Upper Management to bring in some fans.


[ That's what you meant by fanservice, right? ]

[diehardreaper]

Prolly during summer... that'll be best. Think we should put in a suggestion for that then?

[ That kind of fan service would be best with giant palm leaves and scantily clad girls, in his fair opinion. ]

[death_glare]

If you feel you must. Or I can simply bring it up in the next meeting.

[ No, Ron. Just no. ]

[diehardreaper]

S'what this is for, after all.

[ And using the slip to fan himself before grinning. ]

Should I sign your name?

[death_glare]

You are the one with the issue. Use your own name.

[diehardreaper]

Right-o!

[ And he'll get right on that. ]

Course, not everyone gets a fancy office with proper ventilation...

[death_glare]

So do your work properly and on time. I wasn't just handed this position out of luck.

[diehardreaper]

Right, right. And I've just got here.

[ Meanwhile, he'll keep on doing what he does if the table is unoccupied. ]

[death_glare]

Precisely.

Still, I will look into getting the problem resolved. If it's distracting you from your work, then we should remedy it as soon as possible.

[hardknoxlife]

[ Ah, that's a good sign. ]

You know despite what they say about you, sir... you're alright!

[death_glare]

...

And exactly what have people been saying about me?