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Ronald ☼ Knox ([personal profile] hardknoxlife) wrote in [community profile] thedispatch2015-03-29 02:19 pm

IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME



ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.


THE FORM:

ochitashinigami: (Default)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Name: Eric Slingby
Suggestions: I suggest that we work with partners, so we can keep each other on task and get more done. You know, it'd be like it is when we first start out. Hey, we could even keep the same partners. Totally coming up with this off the top of my head...
death_glare: (calm side glance)

[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
We have an odd number of workers in this department.
ochitashinigami: (fine)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
So? We don't all have to do it.
death_glare: (Default)

[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Be more obvious Eric, seriously. ]

I assume you wish to be paired with Mister Humphries, then?
ochitashinigami: (smirk)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know where you got that assumption. But, since you bring it up. You know, we were paired together before now that you mention it. I'd almost forgotten. Sure, I'd be happy to. Shall I tell Alan when we stop for coffee or...
death_glare: (calm)

[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
That wasn't an approval, Slingby. I was merely clarifying. When and how you lot get paired off depends heavily on the assignment.
ochitashinigami: (reading)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
But that's the problem! It keeps changing. We need regular partners. The changes make things.... [He thinks about it for a moment] less efficient? [Will likes that, right? Yes, that was definitely the right thing to say.]
death_glare: (side glare)

[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Looks to the side, obviously thinking it over. Weighing the pros and cons. ]

If Humphries and yourself were placed together, that would leave our newest recruit with Sutcliff.

[ He's looking rather unsure about this. ]
ochitashinigami: (amused)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Or with you. Is that a problem.
death_glare: (pidove on shoulder)

[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
As I said, we have an odd number of agents. One of us will be left alone, and I am certainly not leaving Sutcliff to his own devices.
ochitashinigami: (fine)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
There isn't an odd number anyway. There's Alan, me, you, Sutcliff, Ronald, and Alan.
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[personal profile] death_glare 2015-03-30 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Squints ]

You said Alan twice.

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diehardreaper: ([<3] | And everyone wants to have one)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2015-03-30 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
You just fancy Mister Alan, is all. I can see right through you. M'not daft.

[ And have the smallest teasing grin as he rolls over with his arms folded over the back of his chair. ]
ochitashinigami: (amused)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-30 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Knox. Why does everyone say that?
diehardreaper: ([☼] | Make it to the center of the circl)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2015-03-30 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It's pretty blatant, you strut noddy!

[ He's just gonna rest his head on his arms now, smug little grin and all. ]

The way you keep hanging off him'n all, tongues're waggling and it's not just mine.
ochitashinigami: (reading)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I thought we were supposed to look after our younger reapers. Besides, I've been taking out that girl in accounting that you've been chasing.
diehardreaper: ([!!] | In these degrees)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2015-03-31 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ !!! ]

Geh...! Not Emily! I've got a date with her Saturday evening!

[ And a pause. ]

Hang on, what's that got to do with anything?!
ochitashinigami: (amused)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-31 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then I'll try not to keep her up all night Friday night, but I can't promise she'll let me. She can be very insistent when it comes to me.

What does that have to do with it? You're the one saying everyone is talking about me and Alan.
diehardreaper: ([ch] Aim pull the trigger)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2015-03-31 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
M'just calling it as I see it, mind! S'not like I'm the one passing it around. What you and Mister Alan do on your time's none of my business.

[ And there's a dramatic flop back into his chair, the force of landing rolling him backward. ]

Ahhhh at the rate you're going, that poor bird's going to even forget I've got her booked for Saturday...
ochitashinigami: (smirk)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-03-31 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What Alan and I do is work. [That's not a lie. Alan's fairly sacred as far as Eric is concerned.]

It's not my fault. In fact, I didn't ask her out. She asked me. [And now Eric is lying. He's never even spoken to Emily. But, Ronald is just too much fun.]
diehardreaper: ([??] ► It's back it up)

[personal profile] diehardreaper 2015-04-02 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah... sure it is.

[ There's a pout back as he folds his arms across his chest when his chair stops moving. ]

Ah, fine. Swoop up every bird in General Affairs before I can even take a single bite! I'll find my own, just you wait!
ochitashinigami: (reading)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-04-02 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't help it if the ladies like me better. Perhaps when you get older the girls will like you more.
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[personal profile] amongthethorns 2015-03-31 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not that new. I am a very skilled and well trained reaper who doesn't need to be coddled thank you. Have some faith in my capabilities.
ochitashinigami: (Concerned)

[personal profile] ochitashinigami 2015-04-01 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Alan. Hi there.

No, I know you're skilled. You're very skilled. I just... I thought all of us should be partnered up, you know? I didn't mean anything by it.

Say, are you going to the party tomorrow night?
amongthethorns: (pic#2469524)

[personal profile] amongthethorns 2015-04-01 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
There's only five of us. It wouldn't be fair. Besides if anyone were to be paired up it would be the youngest rookie and their senior. So then that would be me and Ronald, not that I'd mind.

I am going to pop in yes. It would be rude not to at leat for a little bit.