Ronald ☼ Knox (
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thedispatch2015-03-29 02:19 pm
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IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.
1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.
THE FORM:
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Suggestions: I suggest that we work with partners, so we can keep each other on task and get more done. You know, it'd be like it is when we first start out. Hey, we could even keep the same partners. Totally coming up with this off the top of my head...
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I assume you wish to be paired with Mister Humphries, then?
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If Humphries and yourself were placed together, that would leave our newest recruit with Sutcliff.
[ He's looking rather unsure about this. ]
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You said Alan twice.
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[ And have the smallest teasing grin as he rolls over with his arms folded over the back of his chair. ]
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[ He's just gonna rest his head on his arms now, smug little grin and all. ]
The way you keep hanging off him'n all, tongues're waggling and it's not just mine.
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Geh...! Not Emily! I've got a date with her Saturday evening!
[ And a pause. ]
Hang on, what's that got to do with anything?!
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What does that have to do with it? You're the one saying everyone is talking about me and Alan.
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[ And there's a dramatic flop back into his chair, the force of landing rolling him backward. ]
Ahhhh at the rate you're going, that poor bird's going to even forget I've got her booked for Saturday...
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It's not my fault. In fact, I didn't ask her out. She asked me. [And now Eric is lying. He's never even spoken to Emily. But, Ronald is just too much fun.]
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[ There's a pout back as he folds his arms across his chest when his chair stops moving. ]
Ah, fine. Swoop up every bird in General Affairs before I can even take a single bite! I'll find my own, just you wait!
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No, I know you're skilled. You're very skilled. I just... I thought all of us should be partnered up, you know? I didn't mean anything by it.
Say, are you going to the party tomorrow night?
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I am going to pop in yes. It would be rude not to at leat for a little bit.