IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

[hardknoxlife]

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.

1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.

THE FORM:
<b>Name:</b> <b>Suggestions:</b>

Comments

[hardknoxlife]

Name: Anonymous
Suggestions: Less hours, less paperwork, in-house pub, mini-skirts for the girls

[untodeath]

I second this notion. [ Raising a hand, he'll pause any retorts to that, so he may clarify: ] Yes, even the mini-skirts.

What? Don't seem so surprised, I just think that times are changing and women out to have a little more wiggle-room, so to speak.

[diehardreaper]

Course you'd say yes to the skirts, wouldn't you?

[ Though there's an amused chuckle there. ]

Except you prolly weren't what was on the mind of the genius suggester when he said mini-skirts for girls.

[untodeath]

Yes, I do wonder who that could have been! It's so difficult to guess.

[diehardreaper]

He's brilliant, if you ask me. A right innovator.

[ Maybe if he was a little more humble about it, he could have had Eric take the heat for that suggestion. ]

[untodeath]

[ Aaand that smile is turning a bit wry. Ronald, please. ]

Oh, I don't know about that. Seems unrealistically optimistic, if you ask me.

[diehardreaper]

Someone's got to be, if you ask me.

[ Turning on the charm is NOT going to work this time Ron pls. ]

[untodeath]

[ There's something of a snerk under his breath, at that. ]

To be young and naive~.

[diehardreaper]

[ And even more of a grin as he leaned forward slightly. ]

It should prolly be the responsibility of the senior agents to teach the younger ones, eh?

[death_glare]

I best not catch you wearing one, Sutcliff.

[untodeath]

[ POUT. ] Always the spoilsport!

[death_glare]

Honestly, this department doesn't need anymore distractions, especially when it comes to you.

[untodeath]

[ Waiiit a minute-- that has Grell's features pulling into a flirty smile, lashes batting and all. ] Does that mean you're afraid of being distracted, too?

[death_glare]

Not in the way you're hoping.

[untodeath]

[ As if that's going to dampen Grell's spirits. ]

My, I do like a man with confidence♥

[death_glare]

I can only hope you are well aware none of those will be implemented.

[diehardreaper]

A man can dream, can't he?

[ And thoughtfully. ]

I'd say the in-house pub'd be a good idea. Saves us the trouble of nipping down the corner for a pint.

[death_glare]

...

You've been going out to drink on your breaks?

[diehardreaper]

[ Whoops. ]

C... course not! Course not... blimey, what sort of worker d'you think I am? Really, Mister Spears, I'm insulted!

[ Ner... vous... laughter...? ]

[death_glare]

[ Eyes narrowing. ]

If you are going to lie to me, Knox, at least attempt to make it convincing.

[ Yup, he's getting written up for that. ]

[diehardreaper]

I was trying to, sir, honest I was.

[ There goes this month's check. ]

[death_glare]

Well, at least I know I will always be able to tell, then.

[amongthethorns]

[Shuffles papers a bit.]

I actually agree with some of this. The skirts seem acceptable as an option of personalization of the uniform. As long as they're the required black and they wear leggings or stockings something of that sort I could see it being fine.

The Pub bit... well it might be a good way to reward overtime and boost morale. Happy workers work better. Besides if people were rewarded for positive work ethics and conduct they might be more inclined to behave accordingly.

[diehardreaper]

[ Ah, Alan... you gem. You sweetheart. He could kiss you right now. ]

See? I did say the pub was a good idea in the long run, didn't I?

[amongthethorns]

[Yes well Ronnie might feel differently in a second.]

But it would have to be used on agreed and management approved occassions. Not just as you please.