Ronald ☼ Knox (
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thedispatch2015-03-29 02:19 pm
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IC SUGGESTION BOX MEME

ATTN: In order to improve the quality of life and productivity of its employees, the Board would like to gather your suggestions. Please fill out one of the slips provided. Anonymity is encouraged.
1. Copy the form from the textbox.
2. Fill in and submit.
3. React to other suggestions.
4. Feel free to write in someone else's name. Or use another name. Or don't put in a name at all. No one's looking and no one will ever know. Go wild.
THE FORM:
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[ He's just messing with you now. ]
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[ Just coyly wrapping some red hair around his finger. ]
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[ Is he teasing? Is he taunting? We'll never know. ]
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[ Pausing with a finger raised in point then, he showily blinks out of that while sitting upward. ] But there are exceptions to the rules for senior residents, you see.
[ No, there really aren't. ]
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M'sure they make exceptions for seniors when it comes to preferred seating.
[ ...everyone get in the bomb shelter. ]
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You've got to admit... you left yourself wide open with that, sir.
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Miss. And that makes you no less deserving.
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What happened to extra points for creativity, eh?
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In the mean time, open a window if you're hot.
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Fine, fine... I'll open a window. You wouldn't mind me rolling up my sleeves from time to time though?
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[ Can you say fanservice? ]
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[ That's what you meant by fanservice, right? ]
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[ That kind of fan service would be best with giant palm leaves and scantily clad girls, in his fair opinion. ]
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[ No, Ron. Just no. ]
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[ And using the slip to fan himself before grinning. ]
Should I sign your name?
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[ And he'll get right on that. ]
Course, not everyone gets a fancy office with proper ventilation...
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[ Meanwhile, he'll keep on doing what he does if the table is unoccupied. ]
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Still, I will look into getting the problem resolved. If it's distracting you from your work, then we should remedy it as soon as possible.
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You know despite what they say about you, sir... you're alright!
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And exactly what have people been saying about me?